Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
What's the main use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Write your questions down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
IMPORTANT: No animals were harmed during the posting of this massage, although the mutt next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you.
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